The MAGAt Cries Alone

Someone cries their #MAGAtTears into their snot covered sleeve, in a dark room only lit by an artificial glow from screens.

“I’M NOT A RACIST!!!!!” they scream into the darkness.

The howl is heard by none.

In a fit of rage, the person spends almost 24 hrs, logging on & off fake instagram accounts, commenting about the only thing that matters to this human.
Skin color.

“Thank you, White lady!!” the human copies & pastes over & over & over again.

Every post.
Every account that they are not currently locked out of….
The Freudian Obsession with skin color is apparent.

The MAGAt misses the irony, entirely.
All this Racist Bigot can see, what they obsess over, what they can not look past in their frothy at the mouth, twitchy state, is STILL skin color….


Mommy Needs….

I always thought the “Mommy needs a drink” meme to be strange.

Not shaming drinking…. Just sounds more like:

“Mommy could use a break”

“Mommy could use a vacation”

“Mommy needs a nap”

“Mommy needs more help around the house”

“Mommy needs an uninterrupted shower”

“Mommy needs a date night”

Would we be cool with “Mommy needs Ecstasy”
“Mommy needs cocaine”
“Mommy needs to trip on mushrooms”
“Mommy needs a bong hit”

Some people might be ok with some of those.

Some of us are going to be horrified at the thought of every single one.

Point is, this meme should really sound like:

“Mommy needs the time, space & freedom to relax in whatever method she finds helpful, without being ridiculed or shamed, because we are adults, & the infant/child is being cared for by another parent/guardian/trusted adult.”

Relax, “Mommies”
Ignore anyone attempting to shame you for taking a very deserved & necessary break.”